here is my cover letter, as it currently stands.
i’m not sure why i’m not getting any responses
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god bless A-meow-ica~!
this is the best thing i have ever posted and i don’t even understand how this doesn’t have the most notes possible
Shit. I was disappointed with the outcome.
Gets you every time…scumbag brain…
i only like guys who are twenty times hotter than me
omfg the dog got one of the barbies and we found this on the floor instead of being upset the seven year old very solemnly picked the mauled ken doll off of the floor and said, “the devil has spoken”
The worst beating I ever got was when I was about 7.
I stole some stupid ass toy from the grocery store and hid it in my jacket. Made it all the way home and like an idiot, I forgot to go and hide it somewhere.
My mom was like “Hey, take…
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